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Raising kids is like walking in a park.. Jurassic Park.


Moms. The only people who know the true meaning of 24/7.


The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.



It’s the freaking weekend, baby. I’m about to do 15 loads of laundry.


Thank you husband, for being an extra child I never wanted.


Being a parent is like folding a fitted sheet. No one really knows how.



I wish there was a face cream called ”before i was a mother”


I don’t have a ”9-5”. I have a ”when I open my eyes to when I close my eyes”


A worried mother does better research than FBI



The closest I get to a spa day is when steam from the dishwasher smacks me in the face.


Shoutout to my neighbors for pretending they don’t hear me screaming like a psychopath at my kids.


Cleaning with children in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos.


Feeling quilty about your kid watching TV? Just put the captions on. Boom! Now they’re reading.


Eating all by yourself sounds kind of depressing. Unless you are a parent.


A perfect metaphor for parenting is trying to stand up in a hammock without spilling your wine.



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